1) Make a go-fund-me
2) Find someone very rich who likes your idea and make them pay for it
3) Just do it for free
4) Take out a loan, pretending you are going to use it to buy a house and just make your film instead
5) Cry on the street about it
6) Go to the SAG/AFTRA building with a sign that says “Please fund my film”
7) Take a class but use it as a marketing tool to get money
8) Only talk about funding your film from now on, nothing else
9) Call your parents and see how much they love you
10) Write letters to every famous person you can think of
11) Collect coins in every bus your ride in
12) Start driving an Uber in hopes of meeting a famous producer
13) Do a Kickstarter
14) Message all of your friends on Facebook telling them that you need money to rescue a relative of yours who is also a Nigerian Prince but just use it for your film
15) Go around every neighborhood looking for lost dog signs, rescue the ones that offer a reward
16) Show your script to every person you meet and ask him or her if they like it. Offer them all jobs
17) Only use students in your film
18) Use all of your friends even if they can’t act or know nothing about film
19) Follow every rainbow you see and try to find the gold at the end of it
20) Enter into the Publisher’s Clearing House lottery